October 2011
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maxfuckingbemis:
weliveinatoy:
maxfuckingbemis:
me: hey dad where are the marshmallows
dad: i dunno, i put them in the cabinet
me: they’re not there
dad: well maybe we should ask god to help us find them
me: …no dad that’s okay
dad: dear lord and heavenly father please help us to find our marshmallows
never forget
i still haven’t found those goddamn marshmallows
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maxfuckingbemis:
me: hey dad where are the marshmallows
dad: i dunno, i put them in the cabinet
me: they’re not there
dad: well maybe we should ask god to help us find them
me: …no dad that’s okay
dad: dear lord and heavenly father please help us to find our marshmallows
never forget
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maxfuckingbemis aka katie always likes the pete wentz pictures i reblog i think she likes me guys should i ask her to a movie
all i want for christmas is for fall out boy and the killers to come back
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Watchkburger:
i make weird noises when i stretch i thought i would share
you are perfect
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homecoming was actually a 9 on the shittyness scale
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the academy was…
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SUCK MY SACAPUNTAS
follow her because if you do ill pay you in gum →
my boyfriend broke up with me the night before homecoming so thats why ive been so pissy sorry
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bandboysasparents:
Patrick stump is in his son’s room helping him with homework. “Dad, give me a pen,” His son says. “CALL ME MR BENZEDRINE!!!!!!!!!!” Patrick screams while convulsing on the floor in a puddle of his saliva.
i submitted this omfg
eencrawford:
how did bagel jokes even start he ate a bagel once, just one time why did you all have to latch onto it like it was a bit of drifting wood out in the middle of the ocean
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thank you thank you thank you thank you i cant thank you enough thank you i can be happy i can let go thank you thank you
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kburger:
well today was a bad day
things keep happening
i want things to stop happening
yeah please lets do that
dying is so chanel xoxoxox
