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Oct 1st

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acciomgmt: sigh

Oct 1st

stop lying stop being a dick lol!!!

Oct 1st

lindsey: hes been in his room singing na na na na and crying for 3 days he wont come out 
ray: what happened to him???
lindsey: he said something about jet-star and kobra kid getting ghosted 
gerard: DUSTED OUT ON ROUTE GUANO

Oct 1st

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Oct 1st

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Oct 1st

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dreaddrugs: long distance relationships will kill you nakED BROTHERS BAND OMFG

Oct 1st

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Oct 1st

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Oct 1st

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Oct 1st

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stop treating me like shit oh my god

Oct 1st

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Oct 1st

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me: hey can i go out with friends
dad: yeah ok have fu-
mum: YOU ARE GOING TO GET RAPED TAKE THIS SWORD YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED IT

Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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my desktop background will forever be “monopoly is the only game” <3333

Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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fetus #1: oh no i hurt so much stop hurting me
fetus #2: wow u can talk too i thought i was the only one
fetus #3: nope hey guys i can talk also im trying to convince my mom not to abort me even though i was conceived through rape
fetus #1: whoa fetus party!!!!!!!!!!! let's all form a fetus pact and send our moms messages via internet

Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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jewperspective: i cry to northern downpour everyday

Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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let me lipsync for one of you

Sep 30th

im seriously the lipsyncing queen i will lipsync for you if you want

Sep 30th

omg i found a video of me lipsynching new perspective i dont want to post it but itd be so funny

Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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why is everyone changing or going through bad things i want everyone to be happy why can’t i change it why can’t i make everything better for them

Sep 30th

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abrandnewdaytoremember: The Gambler | fun. “I...

Sep 29th

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“i’m so confusdrd rn i feel ilike i’m creaming”

– my gf (via cartersuxlol)

Sep 29th

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pete: hey patrick i have a new song, sing this
patrick: okay, akuwhgfshdfshdafhehfejwhgfhgfkjehgkldhf;oiydfreuiofhahfkjsdnbfuhkjnhduofhrwkjhgfgjhfaosuehgheofAHEWIOFHEIOFHEWIOFHIOWEHFAOWKIJHFEW
pete: sounds just right

Sep 29th

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This documentary on the history channel is trying to convince us the illuminati isnt real and we’re just paranoid The illuminati has control over the history channel

Sep 29th

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