so i’m in the shower right and the lights turned off for like 10 mins so i was like “oh the lightbulb probably like ran out of whatever is in it” and then they came back on and i heard a door slam and so i finished my shower and i got out and i saw some guy sprintin down the street and HE TOOK MY MICROWAVE
HE STOLE MY FUCKING MICROWAVE OK SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE TO STEEL MY FUCKING MICROWAVE
God bless the daylight, the sugary smell of springtime Remembering when you were mine In a still suburban town When every thursday I’d brave those mountain passes And you’d skip your early classes And we’d learn how our bodies worked.
MERR WAT DA FUK, U M AKE ME CRY, ILYSFM UR MY BEST FRIEN IN THE WHOLE WORLD. BFFAFAFAFAFAFAF, U BEAUTIFUL SOUL U BEATUFIUL WOMAN U WONDERFUL CREATURE FULL OF BUNNIES AND CUPCAKESAND JOY I FUCKIN LOVE U SOM UCH OMG THANK U SO MUCH
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse