dogs!!!!!! perfect reaction pictures for every situation!!!!
good thing guys love girls who procrastinate and then complain about it endlessly when they get nothing done
hey johnny you take forever to grid just reminding you
so i’m in the shower right and the lights turned off for like 10 mins so i was like “oh the lightbulb probably like ran out of whatever is in it” and then they came back on and i heard a door slam and so i finished my shower and i got out and i saw some guy sprintin down the street and HE TOOK MY MICROWAVE
HE STOLE MY FUCKING MICROWAVE OK SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE TO STEEL MY FUCKING MICROWAVE
CALEB AND JOEL ARE COMING HERE IN THE SUMMER IM GONNA PEE EVERYWHERE I GET TO SEE THEM IM FREAKING OUT
Sext: I want to slither in bed with you. I want to flick my tongue all over your body. I’m actually a snake. You’re a snake. On this planet there are no humans, only snakes.
MERR WAT DA FUK, U M AKE ME CRY, ILYSFM UR MY BEST FRIEN IN THE WHOLE WORLD. BFFAFAFAFAFAFAF, U BEAUTIFUL SOUL U BEATUFIUL WOMAN U WONDERFUL CREATURE FULL OF BUNNIES AND CUPCAKESAND JOY I FUCKIN LOVE U SOM UCH OMG THANK U SO MUCH
i love you aw