i was in the kitchen and there were too many noises so i literally had to drop what i was making and run into my room and play classical music in pitch blackness. rabbit issues
today i walked by a kid on campus cradling + stroking a whole watermelon
2 hours later he only had half of it and was eating it with a fork. apparently he opened it with a plastic knife and someone stole the other half.
LETS TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT MY BROTHER JUST ASKED ME WHAT ANAL MEANS
"ask your mother"
TURNS OUT HE MEANT THE NON SEXUAL KIND AND MY MOM EXPLAINED THAT IT MEANT SOMEONE LIKED SOMETHING DONE A VERY PARTICULAR WAY
"mary why couldnt YOU tell me?"
"i didnt think you meant it that way"
"wait there are two ways?"
AND THEN HE CAME BACK IN THE ROOM 5 MINUTES LATER HORRIFIED
"what’s a smoothie without spinach?" -mom
welcome to my family enjoy your (actually really delicious) sewer water drink
i have close to zero dollars spending money and i just spent a good portion of it on a new micron pen and a pack of gum but hey that’s life i guess
you know you’re in OB when you can pay a hula hoop dude in greasy pizza and get a llama ride in the same day to the tune of chanting hare krishnas
im gonna go to gentle barn and pet rescued farm animals with steph!! im so excite. i love lil creatures. and big creatures. i hope they have some buns.
i was on the way to the SDMA and i found a visitor sticker on a wall outside so i didnt even have to pay to get in which is good because while german expressionism is as riveting as it sounds, everyone in there was 60+ and intimidating
im sorry i still don’t know how to identify avant-garde post-modern impressionism
MY MOM AND I ARE HAVING CELEBRATORY GAY-SADILLAS
AND I’M WATCHING
OH MY GOD SHE JUST DROPPED ONE AND FED IT TO HER POOR LESBIAN MOM